Day Two.......Sort of

Coffee before bed time........why on earth would I think that would be a good idea? The need to taste something other than water was just too great........idiot.

So here I am after 2 hours of lying awake in bed thinking about food and the other thing men crave while my lovely wife sleeps peacefully.

Ah well, time to blog i suppose :)

Bit shaky this afternoon and a definite barrage of strange and unusual sensations, I think this is now officially the longest I have gone without solid food since I was weaned of milk as a baby! Quite cool though, like my belly was playing "name that tune" with me. I could maybe take that on Britain's got Talent if I can learn to control it properly.

A few people today have asked me why I started on day zero, apart from sounding cool like the after effect of a nuclear war I thought it made sense as for most of the first day I was bound to still have the contents of my blow out meal working it's way out of my system. But it does sound more cool :)

So while I document this as day two, it sure as hell feels like day three!

I could have another two loonies, sorry companions on the Lipotrim diet starting tomorrow as the lovely Natalie and her pal are heading to see Jonathan the Chemist tomorrow, surely I should be on a commission by now?

Starting to feel a bit like one of the dreaded Amway salesmen, I did work for Kirby though so maybe I've rediscovered my calling, that or I'm starting a cult...........